December 2011
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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all this illuminati shit is creeping me out
and eminem and rihanna and lil wayne you are all creepy go away
belleanima:
i’ll claim your life.
me: sits down
me: stares at fatrolls
me: jiggles fatrolls
me: laughs
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
heyfunniest:
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mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?